EDDIE NOVAK

CAR CRASH

Categories

Fiction, Comedy

Number of episodes

70

Published on

2024-06-15 17:50:00

Language

English

CAR CRASH

What’s This Podcast
About?

YOU WERE 9 YEARS OLD JACKING OFF WHEN THE TOWERS FELL, AND YOU HAVE BEEN A CASUALTY OF A SPIRITUAL WAR OF GLOBAL TERROR EVER SINCE. YOUR COMFORTS SUPPLIED BY COUNTLESS INJUSTICES; YOUR SUFFERING ORCHESTRATED BY LITERAL DEMONS. EVERYTHING IS OUT TO GET YOU. IT’S NOT YOUR INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS. GANGSTALKING IS REAL. GANGSTALKING ISRAEL. BUT THERE’S A FORCE FOR LOVE WITH A V8 TWIN TURBO SPEEDING DOWN THE INTERSTATE AND MERGING INTO ONCOMING TRAFFIC WITH A MESSAGE YOU NEED TO HEAR: “ALL OF IT IS FAKE AND THIS IS THE REAL DOSE: YOU WILL SOON HEAR THE TRUMPETS. WHAT WAS LONG HIDDEN WILL BE LAID BARE FOR ALL TO WITNESS. BRINGING THE LIGHT OF THE WORLD STR8 TO YORE DOME. CAR CRASH IS DEAD.”

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