ZEN AS FUCK is the foul-mouthed self-help podcast that slaps, shakes, and spiritually sucker-punches you into becoming your most badass self. No fluff, just raw truth, wild laughs, and unfiltered wisdom for anyone tired of toxic positivity and bullshit! ️ Welcome to ZEN AS FUCK, the unapologetically loud, gloriously vulgar, laugh-your-ass-off self-help podcast that punches you straight in the third eye. Forget soft-spoken gurus and crystal-hugging influencers whispering nonsense while sipping overpriced moon water. We’re here to slap your soul awake, drag your inner peace out of hiding, and give it a double shot of espresso and a slap on the ass. If you've ever tried meditating and ended up rage-scrolling Instagram instead, this show’s for you. Hosted by a crew of beautifully unhinged, slightly enlightened maniacs, ZEN AS FUCK is your no-bullshit guide to surviving the simulation, thriving in chaos, and becoming the main character in the epic, ridiculous movie that is your life. We’ve got hot takes, savage truths, healing rants, and the kind of cosmic wisdom that sounds like it came from a drunk monk in a dive bar. ✨Topics include: - Manifesting like a boss without the spiritual gaslighting - Turning your trauma into superpowers (cape optional) - How to meditate without falling asleep or punching someone - Rewiring your brain with foul-mouthed affirmations - Unlearning every toxic belief you didn’t know you downloaded - And why “fuck it” might be your most powerful mantra If Tony Robbins and a chaos witch had a baby that smoked weed and read Alan Watts in a mosh pit, that baby would host this podcast. So buckle up, buttercup. It’s time to get spiritually swole, emotionally unhinged, and radically, irreverently, ZEN AS FUCK. New episodes every week. Come for the clarity, stay for the chaos. zenasfuck.substack.com
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